- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)
My mom told me that she went to subway and got us dinner
I come downstairs expecting a sub
she bought a salad
a salad from subway
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Want to be promoted to over 200k dashboards!?
Picking a list of 5 to be promoted to 200k so your chances are high, and you WILL gain!
Reblogs ONLY, no likes.Must be following;
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Reasons why I don’t like starting conversations first.
- I feel annoying.
- I feel like you might not want to talk.
- I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
- It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
- If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
(Source: beccers, via societyinmypants)
